coffin banger

One who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with a coffin, or other wood-like enteties.

Dude, you're such a coffin banger!

by bowchikawahwah November 6, 2007

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

Result Confirmation

Confirmation of a "Result". E.g. to score in bed.

Mate did you check out the fittie I took home last night, proper Result confirmation that was :)(

by AJ_1982 October 15, 2008

Concilitator

A fierce warlord from the red desert of pasalonia

The concilitator ripped the testicles from
his foe and forced him to swallow them.

by Cristian M April 26, 2005

coffing

having to cough up the dough for this round o' coffee

I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

coffin caseoop

Coffin Caseoop was originally a song written to make fun of gay pussy goth retards that play guitar and put it in a case shaped like a coffin to look cool.

YEAH! Send your guitar to HELL in a coffin caseoop

by Nick Wier May 24, 2004

Codfidence

The physical state of confidence whilst playing the first person shooter video game Call of Duty.

Dude 1: how you playing man?

Dude 2: man im full of codfidence, im 360 quick scoping bitches OH DAYM!

Dude 1: ma nigga be gettin' his quick scope on shiiit

by LONEWOLFCK June 17, 2010