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Palm Beach

6th richest town in the US. Located in Palm Beach County in southeast Florida. Its the home to asshole rich kids, expensive cars and real designer bags; a place where one could see at least 10 Bentleys on a simple journey to the supermarkt; the East coast version of Laguna Beach.
-In Palm Beach, the most difficult decision one must make everyday is whether to take the Bentley or Mercedes.

-The average yearly income for a Palm Beach resident if $156,890.56 according to the 2000 census.
by JT Snyder April 17, 2006
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Laguna Beach

The gayest most senceless piece of shit on "television" today
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #1: "Hey! How would you like to slit the throat and fuck the holes of millions of teens all over America!!?"
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #2:"I'd love to! But how can we pull that off again? It seems like we have done that so many times before, i can't see how today's youth will subject themselves to more of our dilapidated excrement we throw at them."
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #1:"Here is my idea. We take a group of the most dim-witted, egomaniacal teens, (who would probably hate us both) put them on the sunny beaches of california, and see what tom-foolery they can get into!"
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #2:"Brilliant! we can call it Laguna Beach!"
by sadmafioso611 September 23, 2005
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beach herpes

The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.
"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"
by Liz G December 16, 2005
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Laguna Beach

A place where upper class white people surf and monitor property values
Hey Denny, I simply dig those gouch Laguna Beach waves.
by Sean Gates March 9, 2003
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Cocoa Beach

Town on the beach in Florida. Usually pretty hot. A prettty good amount of bums in huge jackets at a trolley stop every day. Not much to do here besides walk around. Kelly Slater, world famous surfer was born here. Most kids and adults smoke weed or drink. Lots of drama, crazy and fun people love it here. Amazing surfing spot on some days. Has an A high school somehow with lots of wiggers and druggies. Trashy stores, trolley stops, the beach, islands, parks, and any party is the usual hangout. Or people just sit outside their houses and laugh at stupid stuff. Not bad of a town, though. Not much crime, pretty carefree, most kids are usually at someone's house or a mall. Nice surf shops, though. Lots of hot surfer guys. Also lots of washed up drunks and cheap bars. All guys obsess over their bikes or phones and all girls obsess over.. everything. Amazing town.
"let's go walk around"
"isn't it late?"
"who cares we're in cocoa beach."
by ilovecocoabeach November 27, 2011
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Blech Dick

A life form lower than human. This being has no self respect for others or himself. Only Refer to Someone as a Blech Dick if that person is clearly going nowhere in life and will end up alone.
The Blech dick constantly walks around like a leach that sucks the good will out of its surroundings.
by Dyke Man October 16, 2007
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