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stinky splash back

When someone who has an extreme case of diarrhoea that when this person excreates with a certain amount of excessive force it ricochets of the bowl and splatters on the persons back is also a common sexual technique amongst mongolian sadists
dddddddddddduuuuuude I so need a shower, i jst had a major case of a stinky splash back. Damn mexican food
by Dr Augustus Jackson October 16, 2008
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The Splash Back

When you are doing your business and stand to close to the urinal and a splash of urine gets on your clothes.
Don't stand to close to the urinal or you will get The Splash Back and stain your white shorts.
by dirtysheets May 6, 2009
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Night splash

The unwanted spray from the urine hitting the rim of the toilet seat and going on your bare feet or legs during a late night night pee..
'Lad, had horrid night plash last night, got up at 3 this morning for a pee in my boxers, ended up having all over my thight'

'shocker mate, worst feeling, makes ur blood boil...night splash...wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009
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fanny splat

the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.
please don't fanny splat my pillow.

i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.
by fannysplatter February 9, 2010
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Doodoo Splatter

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.
Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.
by rawrthaas February 25, 2010
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Ass-splashin

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.
Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.
by bauhauser December 3, 2010
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Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.
Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?
by benzanato December 14, 2010
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