Ass-splashin

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.

Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.

by bauhauser December 3, 2010

slashin the hogs ass

When a small company raises their fees, typically displeasing their customers.

"Wow, that cleaning service sure is slashin the hogs ass. I'm probably not going to use them anymore."

by ellaguacamole January 7, 2018