Mongo

A dutch twat who is kinda retarded

Merlin is such a mongo!
Omg dude have you seen that merlin guy, hes such a mongo!

by Tyler1223 January 22, 2020

Mongolian Mozzarella

Pure rocked up cocaine.

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.

by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020

Mongoljunge

Half daish half german word mad up by instagram. com/patrikskjernaa/
it mean retarded kid

Do bist ein mongoljunge

by Philipmemegod August 17, 2020

Mongolia

The Feeling of being too drunk to function normally but not too drunk to draw a dick with a chalk and then lay in it.

-How are you feeling?
- *long pause* Mongolia

by Banana bread usual October 24, 2020

Mongo

1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.

I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!

by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

mongovirus

when you decided you could also evolve to be Mongo Fink of The Network(band) aka totally not Green Day.

you know you got the Mongovirus when your profile pic is black & white striped

by swissfink December 3, 2020

Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020