A German band that released their first (and only so far) album, Money Money 2020. They're basically a 'side project' of Green Day and some of their friends. The Network wears masks, has a techno sound, but it's not the sucky techno. Only for hardcore Green Day fans or poseurs. I think they're Green Day's alternate personalities. Have fetishes with disease and art and such. Definatley not for people easily disturbed. They also made up the religion of Lushotology. Band members include Fink (Billie Joe), Van Gough (Mike Dirnt), Z, The Snoo (Tre Cool), and Captain Underpants.
Dad: This sucks! It this Green Day?
Me: No, it's The Network.
Dad: Who's that?
Me: New band.
Dad: They're not too bad...
((Yes, this actually happened. Yes, my dad is lame.))
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A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.
Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!
by hublahh August 02, 2010
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Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.
Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.
by Bobbo231 January 08, 2020
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Bro-speak term for partying. "Networking" gives fratboys an easy out to help overcome the massive cognitive dissonance associated with their lifestyles should it be brought into question. Namely, the idea that they will one day get a good-paying, stable job despite the unfortunate reality of their complete lack of employable skills.
TKE: Hey man frats provide valuable networking opportunities. My bro's dad has a dealership and he's going to give me a job once I graduate with my bachelors in marketing and I'm going to make fat ass cash and retire when I'm 40 brah.

Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.
by Darrell in a barrel April 13, 2009
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A yuppie euphemism for kissing ass in order to get a job or obtain a raise or promotion.
Regardless of your skills, intelligence, or education, if you are not good at networking you will always earn minimum wage and live in a trailer park.
by MrFranklin June 10, 2006
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In computing:
a series of computers connected together, in order to exchange worddata/word or wordinformation/word.

A bigger and public network is the wordinternet/word
"I'm setting up a network for my company."
"I wonder wherever cellphones wont disturb my wireless network."
by BelgainDSoul August 11, 2003
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To meet important contacts and oppourtunitites by being socially out at bars, clubs, and Big Events.
by Asian Nate October 16, 2003
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