Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

Muff Cabage

First shown in South Park, a word used by people from New Jersey, or 'Jersey' to call someone a Cunt. See weaboo and snooki

No you're a Muff Cabage!

by JimmyRaeda October 20, 2010

Muffed

To be pussy whipped or handcuffed by the muff.

Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?"
Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."

by JoyRider August 26, 2009

muff puff

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

Muff Garbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf gahr-bij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which is slang meaning "Moth'a f*cking garbage".

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff garbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

Furry Muff

Satisfactory.

"I owe you that tenner, can I pay you five now and five tomorrow?"
"Furry Muff"

by Jooboy July 2, 2003

Muffaluffagus

1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.

2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet

3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.

I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.

by Jdel March 18, 2005