The Amazing Digital Circus

pornography

Hey, did you watch the The Amazing Digital Circus? It's so good!

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 3, 2023

digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.

Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.

by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023

digital flash

the action of sending unsolicited images of one's genitals to an unsuspecting victim

"Roger's been digital flashing all week, he's surprised that all the girls think he's a creep!"

by ReggieKalamir December 12, 2023

digital panhandler

Someone who begs/asks for money utilizing a fake story like becoming sick and needing money for theirs or even a loved ones medical condition/operation as a way of profiting for their own personal gain.

That man made $150K from people who donated to him through his GoFundMe that said he was sick and needed cancer treatments, and come to find out he never even had cancer! Just another example of a Digital Panhandler.

by LakotaN8ive December 15, 2022

Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ

Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Digital Canvassing

Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.

Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.

(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.

by foxtrotsrabbitburrows December 23, 2022