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birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
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CONTROL LOSS

CODY is a fun loving guy. who is always smiling looks out for the community and knows so much more than the average guy.
CODY is an URBAN DICTIONARY NAME who had a CONTROL LOSS but just temporary as he regained control when he became a LOST PLANET AIRMAN which is where he had already killed forty people and he was the forty first as somehow his car swerved into another lane and a chain headon onside collision occured from his control loss because someone earlier at TARGET woke him up falling asleep and told him to leave for a half hour and come back but CODY never did or FOTYY OTHER PEOPLE that CODY THE URBAN DICTIONARY NAME EVER HAD MET or DID THEY ALL MEET?
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 17, 2021
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Control Freak

Sjaund, Sjaund is a control freak.
My name is Sjaund do what I say.

Sjaund is such a control freak.
by NotSpookySSkeleton August 7, 2022
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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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property tax control

It means that when a government body allows a new business to move into an area ,they will often not require the company to pay property taxes for a period of time, often for many years. It's a huge benefit to the government and the business because property tax control limits taxes for some businesses.
by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022
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Control Panel

Control panel is shortened to CP, which is re-expanded into child porn.
"Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"
by Deconentrated September 22, 2022
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Control Freak

control freaks is generally females who put their selves in positions of power to abuse it, and they get off issuing orders, bossing people around and controlling them. basically just another form of a huge bully. only thing that gives them that power is money, what if they met someone who was strong and cared not for money and made that horrible mistake?
i cant believe i got to stop coming to my favorite chill place amc theater, because of this control freak, and now everyone stop going here becaause of all these control freaks.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022
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