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why don’t we 

a band of five pretty decent guys who were better when they weren’t as popular. now they’re all in it for the fame and money and they’re all dating gold diggers like kay cooke, and tate dahl. gabbie is the most amazing person ever but that’s besides the point. they’re not that good anymore. their music has gone down the trash. it’s absolute shit
*one year ago*
person 1: hey what band is that ? they’re pretty good

person 2: oh that’s why don’t we. they’re an amazing band and yada yada yada
*now*
person 1: ew what band is that they’re trash
person 2: oh i know. it’s this band that i used to like called why don’t we.

person 1: why do you still listen to them then ?
person 2: because i have no way of getting my money back for this shit show
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Why you built like that? 

Because my mom vagina
As in the womb in which you came from.
person 1: Why you build like that?
person 2: Because my mom.

person 1: Ok, why you built like that? because your mom.

why not weekend

it means to do anything and everything no matter what without 2nd guessing
smoke this man.

no

its a why not weekend just do it
why not weekend by mj23polaris August 16, 2011

Why am I always right 

Are you serious?
“WHY am I always right?” *google*

Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother? 

he cheated with Arzaylea.
Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why

WHY IS MY NAME PAUL

When someone's name isn't Paul but you call him Paul, he might say WHY IS MY NAME PAUL
I called him Paul and he said WHY IS MY NAME PAUL
WHY IS MY NAME PAUL by K Marie B January 17, 2021

Why oh why’s 

Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.
-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?

-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.