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Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.
-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?

-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.
by ProfessorBartholomewButt July 2, 2022
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Slang for gold.

Usually spoken by southern folk who lazily pronounce words as they slowly dribble out of their mouths like molasses.
Lookey here boy, Rey Rey got wunna dem gode toofusis right in da frunna his mouf! Jack o lantern ass lookin nigga!
by ProfessorBartholomewButt December 3, 2021
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