Twitter

Where most girls find out their boyfriend is cheating

Where most girls stalk their crush/boyfriend

Girl 1: hey did you see Bob post a picture on twitter with Suzy on his lap?
Girl 2: oh god, Miley is going to flip!

by Thejanopig on twitter <3 February 17, 2014

Twitter

A place where weaklings can

a) ''Have their say'' for no one in their lives will listen to them
b) Feel closer to their idols (even though those idols couldn't give a rat's ass whether they live or die)

Cock womble: Log onto to twitter man!

Actual person: What?
Cock Womble: I wanna follow you.
Actual person:
Cock womble: Come on!!!
Actual person: I know people who listen to me and love me even when I talk shit. They're called friends. Not followers! Friends!!! And so I see no need to post my thoughts on a silly website where many people will just scroll up anyways subsequently making me feel like an insignificant spec on the horizon. FUCK YOU, YOUR TWITTER, AND EVERYONE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD!!!
Cock womble: ...

by Zam89 January 21, 2015

twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 1, 2014

Twittercide

When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

Roseanne committed twittercide

by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018

Twitter

The place Donald Trump goes when he forgets he is the president.

Person 1:Did you see trumps tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy make me not want to use Twitter.
Person 1&2: I hate trump.

by Lotus 2.0 April 2, 2020

Twitter

A website that suspends innocent people, but doesn't suspend pedophiles.

"If only twitter would suspend these pedos."
"Why would they? They actively support them."

by Suspend ProdigyFNRP on twitter September 23, 2020

twitter-hyped

When someone or something only gets success or recognition on twitter but outside of the app, the hype is not even closely matched. Can be synonymous with fraudulence in terms of truthful relevancy.

"Why Dua Lipa can't get anumber one album or song? They love her so much on twitter. She's so talented and i always see positive viral tweets about her and her perfomances?"

"Oh. It's cus she twitter-hyped"

by Ryan1989 December 30, 2020