Bam Bam Turkey and Ham

An awsome phrase used to own people.

(Girl dribbles ball round Defender and shoots and scores)
Girl: Oh yeah i scored!! 'woop 'woop!!
Defender: yeah yeah wateva
(Girl walks up to defender)
Girl: BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM S.U.C.K.E.R!!!
Defender: ...Err... (trying to think of a comeback)
Girl. OWN£D with A capital 3
(Girl walks away feeling proud)

by Poppy Drawner December 7, 2009

turkey

A bad person.

"A turkey is a bad person" - Homer Simpson

by El Bastardo October 8, 2003

jive ass turkey

What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.

by Baretta April 15, 2003

Turkey

this move takes years of training but can be a great crowd pleaser at an unlively barmitzvar or baptism. first you need a saggy sack, pinch your sack and pull it up over your balls and penis, make sure everything is tucked in. Then use your fingers to rearange your genitals into the correct position. If it is done correctly you can transform yourself to look exactly like a plucked christmas turkey. Amazing

Richard was so impressed when i showed him my turkey, however he said that I'd not plucked it well enough so he didn't eat it.

by Rob Lewis March 15, 2005

Turkeyism

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys

John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"

by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

croch turkey

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

by Matt36000 January 15, 2008

Plump Turkey

Making a girl eat a lot then shove your penis down her throat to make her vomit.

Yea I just gave her a plump turkey now I have to clean up my bed sheets.

by Tootie Frootie Tommy November 25, 2010