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Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.
Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"
by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009
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temporal statis

the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks.

often used in tv shows such as charmed
my power is temporal statis, i can stop things from moving
by white_wicca April 10, 2005
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The status is yams

From Hebrew (Hamazav Batata) , my current status is not good. Usually comes as a reply to the question "how are you".

Hamazav in Hebrew means "the current state".
Batata in Hebrew means Yams.
- Hey man , what's up ?
- I just lost my job , Hamazav Batata.

- Wow , dude , what happend to your car ?
- Ahh , I crashed it last night , the status is yams.
by TheYoYoMaN August 28, 2005
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Crispy Status

Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans
dcieVe` and om3ga will one day have Crispy status
by dcieve September 4, 2008
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negro status

The young child believed that listening to rap music would elevate his negro status.
by Tom Nguyen December 20, 2007
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ass status

its when a tall skinny man who loves boys, uses the word "ass" in every other sentence. When using this a lot you are considered ass status
"Gosh Gresh your such ass status right now."
by bigdrewfosho March 17, 2008
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amateur status

1) Virginity

2) Ability to take part in amateur tournaments in the game of golf. It is lost upon receipt of money for either playing the game or coaching another player.
1) Hey, Joey! I heard you lost your amateur status with Lauren last night, congratulations!

Guy 1: Hey, how'd things go with that girl at the club last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, but I didn't do anything to interfere with my amateur status.

2) Tiger Woods lost his amateur status long ago.
by Iacopus Caesar May 4, 2009
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