Paris-Hilton

To assume that you have special privileges without having a good reason for it.

(Bob pulls into the parking lot and gets the space right in front of the entrance)

Alice: You can't park there! I park in that spot everyday so you have to move your car.

Bob: As if! You can't just Paris-Hilton the parking spot! I'm going to leave my car right where it is.

by Dawn MacDonald July 2, 2007

Paris Hilton

1. A high school drop out with a room temperature IQ who inherited a large fortune. She is primarily known for her amateur porn publicity stunt, pretending to be a model, and lip-syncing music which she had no creative connection to.

2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.

1. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on children because she espouses the philosophy that fame is more desirable than talent, intellect, or moral integrity.

2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.

by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007

Paris hilton

A greasy face ass female who was trying to fuck Chris Brown and cause Rihanna to get shitty and slap the shit outta Chris in return caused him to unleash one of the worst ass wuppings ever experienced

Paris Hilton: Hey Chris you wanna fuck tonight
Rihanna: Ehh whu deh fuhc es dehs behtch...Slaaaaap...Rihanna slapping the shit outta Chris
Chris: Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you....SLAP,POW,KA BOOM, BANG & Foot up the ass

by Bunk1998 February 14, 2009

Paris Hilton

75 pounds of shit and booze in a 25 pound sack.

Guy#1 "Dude, what are you gonna do with all that shit?"

Guy#2 "WTF do you think Im gonna do with it? Im going to pour it into my paris hilton!"

by H8tehFuckingWorld September 14, 2009

Penis

The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

by Jilwan June 29, 2005

Penis

A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.

I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

penis art

drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.

Dude check out the 30 foot penis someone drew on the classroom wall! that's some hella penis art!

by 8888 February 24, 2003