sad panda

Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.

Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"

by smiller911 January 15, 2008

Alaskan Thunder Panda

Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"

Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"

by george lopez the 3rd July 15, 2010

panda eyes

When one punches both eyes of another person and gives the victim 2 black eyes; causing the victim to have a strong facial resemblance of the panda.

I caught my girl cheating on me, so I grabbed sancho and beat the living hell out of him, and finished by knocking him out by punching the spleen, sprinkling birdseed and honey all over him, dragging his naked body onto a crowded street before finishing off his punk arse with a nice set of panda eyes. That'll teach him not to cheat again.

by edw007 October 2, 2007

dirty panda

a asain or korean or japanese pearson

there are a lot of dirty pandas driving in dimond bar.

by pokepotty August 1, 2011

sexual panda bob

the king of sexual pandas including (but not limited to) sexual panda reb, sexual panda kev, sexual panda mela.

Sexual Panda Bob came over last night and made me 42 dollars.

by Court March 4, 2004

panda

Fiat Panda, box-like small car produced in the 80's and 90's. Known for its inability to wishstand even moderate damage without being written off. Also known as the Fiat Marbella.

I put my briefcase of the roof of the panda and it caved in.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

panda

panda used in conjunction with the word 'sexual' originates from an unknown south park episode featuring the comment 'sexual harrasment panda!" and has thus been used to describe anything that has high sexual status or value

that girls a proper panda
your tight top is well panda

by sam April 24, 2004