Penile Member

Fun phrase to call the male genitalia

Did you see the size of his Penile Member???

by shlee & shlee July 4, 2008

Poncilitis

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.

'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

pnncil

The way black people say "pencil". See also pnnk

Hey u gotta PNNCIL?

Girl what u need a PNNCIL for?

by dolphin March 8, 2005

Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004

penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.

(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."

by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008

pencilist

(Noun) A person who discriminates another for the way they hold their pencils.

Person 1: Can you believe the way that guy holds his pencil? It's so weird!
Person 2: Whoa bro, no need to be pencilist!

by Pencilholder September 2, 2011

penilized

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker

that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch

by GBL August 12, 2008