Giving Mitch

A term for Oral Sex. Unlike giving head it refers to both genders.

"Hey Jackson, Paul was telling me how he picked up this girl last night and she gave him Mitch. He said he was Giving Mitch to her for like an Hour. He is such a playa"

by Peter Kings February 26, 2010

Snatch-mitted

Using one's snatch to catch a hard hit ball with little to no regard to self preservation.

Lesley had the play of the game when she snatch-mitted a line drive down the 3rd base line with little regard for the seam outlined bruising that was sure to follow.

by MoeBigsly August 30, 2013

beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013

The Mittani

Leader of the Goonswarm Federation and Clusterf*ck Coalition in EVE Online. Also runs a news webpage about the game.

Cited by many as a cyberbully and sperglord.

Also cited as a tyrannical but effective leader.

1) Did you see The Mittani's latest article? Man that guy is such a sperglord, he needs to calm down with the blow!
2) Holy crap I made fun of Mittani's haircut. He's sent 50 catalyst spaceships to harass me now.

by Anthix September 4, 2014

Freeway mitt

An oven mitt or non-sexual glove used to masturbate with, while driving on the freeway, highway or interstate.

Dude, truck drivers always keep a freeway mitt handy when they can't find a hooker.

by RandomMitt April 20, 2015

runny mitch

The fecal river that cascades down ones legs during a run when no bathroom can be found. Usually the result of a Taco Bell feast or bad cheese. In the event of a runny mitch immediately take off your shoes and throw away your socks as things tend to pool up quickly.

Did you see Bob Blum today on the track, he had such a runny mitch.

by Fleazz March 3, 2017

Bro Mitzfah

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history, learn and memorize a hymn, poem or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.

We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzfah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.

by Tee Adams June 11, 2017