Madelein

The wrong way to spell Madeline

Person 1: So, how do you spell your name?
Person 2: Oh, M-a-d-e-l-e-i-n. Madelein.
Person 1: .....No. You're wrong.

by maddiewrites January 13, 2009

Madeoff

Being ripped off by unscrupulous people, due to

your own complacency and being TOO LAZY to

pull out a $2 calculator. See: Embezzlement

Looks like someone in eBay is doing a "Madeoff":

December "New fees": $14.55
Line Item actual amount: $14.43 (1%)

November "New Fees" = $24.56
Line Item actual amount: $24.31 (1%)

Ebay customer support agrees there is a
computer error, has existed since 2004!

So this particular scam: SIX YEARS!

Grocers do the MADEOFF:
1 gallon milk: $3.98
half gallon: $1.98 (cheaper to buy 2 of these!)

By being a businessman: I do the Madeoff everyday!

by Kill_the_Bill January 8, 2010

maderia

1. The hottest girl alive

2. Always go for the hot guys

3. Is not a fake friend

Maderia is awesome.

by taken_love13 January 9, 2017

madelief

Madelief is the best and hottest girl of the word, but.....
Sue's veryy small!!!!

Madelief is a small flower

by 6293 February 25, 2017

madeleine karpan

she is the girl of your dreams

she’s one of a kind, oh she’s Madeleine Karpan

by swagboigangyeehaw November 12, 2018

Madeleine

the most pure, incredible, trustworthy, and shmexyyy girl you will ever meet. she is so great she needs so little description

bruh... i met this chick from gc; she must be a madeleine

by bestbudski November 18, 2018

Madeline

A Madeline is always nice. She cares about others. Yes she may not like some of them, but she makes a point to try to be nice to them. A Madeline always has your back and you can count on them. They often say crazy words, such as "Oofala" "Boogalo" and more wack words. They are often good at speaking other languages. They hate when people pronounce their name as "Madeleine". They are kinda shy at first, but later they arent. They are sweet and caring. They annoy you sometimes, but you'll love a Madeline. Madeline is very pretty. Most Madeline's have big families. She can humor you and listen to yoy. leaving a Madeline would be a terrible decision, because you wouldn't be as happy as you were with her.

Pam: I heard a really weird noise

Harp: really? Like a voice
Pam: yeah. It was a weird word. They said-/
Madeline: OOFALA RrrR
Pam:oh nevermind that's just madeleine?.
Madeline on the inside: AurghhHhhhhHgHahhsn

by m.k.m.e.r June 17, 2019