by hannimated March 23, 2011
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There is a stratification in type of the middle schooler, which might not classify them as a 'little shithead' or 'little motherfucker'. These adolescents should be avoided or pitied, since they are experiencing the worst and most awkward period of their lives. middle school .
From their douchebaggy, bluetooth-wearing SUV-driving parents, they feel that the world is their oyster, and the general public will put up with their bullshit in the local mall. They exploit this fact, because murder is illegal in the United States.
Because they were "hot shit" in elementary school they disrespect all elders and authority figures at all times of their parasitic lives: Parents, school bus driver, teachers, and general public after their Moms drop them off at the mall.
Side fact: They don't need a 100$ phone to text their "BFF"s. But they must have it or their parents are denying them a basic human right.
The typical middle schooler has emo hair that is constantly in their eyes and contributes to their overall douchebaggery. Found in myspace pictures, usually taken by themselves, they include the obligatory pooched lip/peace sign posturing.
They continue to exist because murder is still illegal. At some point, a license to kill will be granted to hunt the middle schooler if proper permits are acquired.
There is a stratification in type of the middle schooler, which might not classify them as a 'little shithead' or 'little motherfucker'. These adolescents should be avoided or pitied, since they are experiencing the worst and most awkward period of their lives. middle school .
From their douchebaggy, bluetooth-wearing SUV-driving parents, they feel that the world is their oyster, and the general public will put up with their bullshit in the local mall. They exploit this fact, because murder is illegal in the United States.
Because they were "hot shit" in elementary school they disrespect all elders and authority figures at all times of their parasitic lives: Parents, school bus driver, teachers, and general public after their Moms drop them off at the mall.
Side fact: They don't need a 100$ phone to text their "BFF"s. But they must have it or their parents are denying them a basic human right.
The typical middle schooler has emo hair that is constantly in their eyes and contributes to their overall douchebaggery. Found in myspace pictures, usually taken by themselves, they include the obligatory pooched lip/peace sign posturing.
They continue to exist because murder is still illegal. At some point, a license to kill will be granted to hunt the middle schooler if proper permits are acquired.
*you are walking in the mall and a laser pointer is suddenly shined on you. You freak out a little because you can't "bat away" a laser, and because of 9/11 or whatever. You confront the culprits with their douche hair and north face jackets.*
You: "Uh, can you not do that?"
Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice: "UHH DUHHH CAN YOU NOT DO THAT! HAHAHA!"
You: "Do I need to find security?"
Middle Schooler: "DO THAT, OLD MAN! MY DAD OWNS THIS MALL!"
You: " I'm only 27, and you're lucky that I can't kill you little motherfuckers. Otherwise I would scalp the emo hair off your heads and feed it to you, then straight-up murder your asses."
Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice:" DUH HuH WHA I'M STUPID AND OLD HAHA!"
You: "Uh, can you not do that?"
Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice: "UHH DUHHH CAN YOU NOT DO THAT! HAHAHA!"
You: "Do I need to find security?"
Middle Schooler: "DO THAT, OLD MAN! MY DAD OWNS THIS MALL!"
You: " I'm only 27, and you're lucky that I can't kill you little motherfuckers. Otherwise I would scalp the emo hair off your heads and feed it to you, then straight-up murder your asses."
Middle Schooler Gaggle in mocking voice:" DUH HuH WHA I'M STUPID AND OLD HAHA!"
by englishmajorburgerflipper November 9, 2009
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The place that you can see when you are not quite focusing on the world around you. Often is a blank screen that you can project your own thoughts onto.
by Myrph May 13, 2005
Get the middle distance mug.The most G type of running there is. ranging from events from typically 600 meters to 1600 meters. These hardass people have to hold an almost sprint for a sustained amount of time with an explosive burst of energy in the end. These runners have to combine mileage with alot of speed work in order to stay boss.
Ay yo what you tryin to run this year?
Man I aint tryin to run that long distance; i'm tryin to use my speed work and make this 800 meter my bitch.
I gotcha, i'm gonna be on that middle distance too.
Man I aint tryin to run that long distance; i'm tryin to use my speed work and make this 800 meter my bitch.
I gotcha, i'm gonna be on that middle distance too.
by joeboy92 June 19, 2010
Get the middle distance mug.A disposition that generally arises with the middle child of three children in a household. Middle children often lack the attention that the oldest (the most important child) and the youngest (the parent's favorite child) receive.
Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
I am a middle child. I suffer from middle child syndrome. Therefore I am creative in writing this, but also extremely middle child-esque for writing this melancholy piece.
by Senobakaj May 3, 2009
Get the Middle Child Syndrome mug.A place where you come in thinking, great! I'm going to make so many new friends! You will see those 7th graders who at one point went to your school. They went from normal people to eye liner wearer , fake wannabe, fakes... Soon you will have realized middle school is all about boys asking girls out and the queer drama that happens all because "You wouldnt shop with Sally at abercrombie."
All the girls wear abercrombie and they boys try to look "cool" with their very special Hollister t-shirt everyone else is wearing. There are the stupid populars, nerds,posers,emos, and the OK KIDS. Hopefully you will be part of the OK kids. You get average grades, you couldnt care less about popularity, and you sill like the same music. You normal and love watching the populars becoming sluts.
All the girls wear abercrombie and they boys try to look "cool" with their very special Hollister t-shirt everyone else is wearing. There are the stupid populars, nerds,posers,emos, and the OK KIDS. Hopefully you will be part of the OK kids. You get average grades, you couldnt care less about popularity, and you sill like the same music. You normal and love watching the populars becoming sluts.
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