Kitten

Ball of cloud-like fluff that is the reason many get out of bed in the morning. Very soft, very purr. Very small little guy worthy of everything.

"I love my little kitten, he is such little guy."

by Parasite :) December 11, 2023

Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items

Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff

by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

Teris kitten

Someone that gets nitro from Teri 😼

OMG I finally got nitro for my dommy mommy Teri Bleach

I love being teris kitten

by Teri Bleach July 8, 2021

CEK (Childe’s E-kittens)

CEK is a server full of homophobic and transphobic people on Discord. This server is known for hating on neopronouns as well as autistic people.

A: “Hey I heard you were in CEK (Childe’s E-kittens).”
B: “Yeah man it was a questionable experience. The members were really disrespectful about my vamp/vampself pronouns. I was also called a r-word by Irl seebling.”

by childescat April 23, 2024

Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.

That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.

by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021