Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.

You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.

by Only_69 April 18, 2021

inverge

Coming into an unnecessary conversation you were not invited into

Do not inverge in my conversation

by Jags have disks May 4, 2021

Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

invertpenissyndrome

when a person is not acting alpha, or acting like a pussy!

oh have you heard of dennis, he has invertpenissyndrome(insert sadface).

by creatorofdickpenis September 22, 2021

Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 9, 2021

Inverterad ubåt

When you take a glass full of Jägermeister and shot of beer

Eyy bro wanna get shitfaced tonight?
Let’s take a inverted submarine (inverterad ubåt)

by anonymous February 3, 2022

inverted triangle

Tons of titties/chesty

Applies to men or women; could be mammary glands, fat, or muscle

"Nah man, I don't like thicc thighs. I just want an inverted triangle bitch."

by Valyri December 15, 2021