I-Ready 

A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.

If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.

I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.

Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.

Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.

Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?

5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...

I-Ready by The Relator November 5, 2020

I'll be in the garage. 

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.

Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

I'll be in the garage. by Jackson davidson October 9, 2017

I can't breatheeee!!! 

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

I can't breatheeee!!! by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

I'm so fucking bored 

Me too.

I'm so fucking bored that I looked up "I'm so fucking bored," and found someone else as fucking bored as I am.

I'm so fucking bored by Borreeedddddd October 25, 2009

I'm fine 

This roughly translates to 'Push me off a building and make it look like an accident'

Commonly used when a person is feeling down or depressed but doesn't wish to be a burden on any of their friends or family.

This is one of the most told lies in the english language other than 'Yes my room is clean'

This term can also be subsituted by 'I'm just a little tired'

Person 1: Hey, how are you? You seem down
Person 2: I'm fine, just a little tired

I'm fine by Idkwhatimdoinganymore November 6, 2020

i just want some milk 

I just want some milk is something that Jaehyun from nct said once

He asked me if I wanted some more cake and I said “no, I just want some milk”

i just want some milk by Just a kpop stan November 24, 2019

i smell cap 

I smell cap basically means you know someone’s lying. This comes from the saying no cap, which means “no lie” or “for real”.

Girl: “I promise I’m not sleeping with anyone.” Guy: “I smell cap.”

i smell cap by LEG24 November 19, 2019