A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.
If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.
Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.
Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.
Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?
5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.
Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.
Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?
5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
by The Relator November 05, 2020
A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide
All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
by choconekos July 10, 2019
A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.
Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?
Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?
Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
by IWantToKermitSewerSlide June 01, 2018
A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year olds are trying to figure out how to cut a cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website
by I-ReadyIsAWasteOfTime January 04, 2021
A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.
by green socks January 04, 2021
by anonymous September 29, 2021
A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
by It's ur mum saying this February 26, 2019