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A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.

Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?

Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.
by IWantToKermitSewerSlide May 02, 2018
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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a website that is made by brainwashed people and tries to give you "education" but it doesn't at all
"iReady is a fun website!" says nobody
by memesking January 11, 2019
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A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.
"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
by AidsCentral May 24, 2018
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A website that causes suicidal thoughts,depression,ptsd,anxiety,and adhd.
Teacher: Time to get on iready

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
by J T P November 10, 2017
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A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.
Mike: Why are you failing in math?

Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.

Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.
by Anubis the Death God November 28, 2015
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A website for students that teachers think will help their grade, but in reality it makes them want to kill themselves.
Mark: What did you think about the iReady last night?
Joe: It made me want to kill myself.
by Flopcus September 27, 2017
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