witer

A quetion. (why, how, when) To be used in context.

I am going to see a movie.

witer?

tommorow.

by Lonewolf June 11, 2003

Jehovah Witless

Selectively telling people you've converted right around Christmas so you receive lots of presents but don't give any

Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box

by PapaNickDawg March 24, 2011

withered dick

an old man, or one that appears to be old

That withered dick keeps staring at us.

by werepoodle January 27, 2007

Wither way

An alternative to "either way"

Oh, I'm fine with both choices wither way

by Polar bear d00d November 17, 2016

willy wilter

An occurence that makes the male reproductive organ become flaccid and unable to serve its purpose.

Person 1: "So I was fapping in the bathroom the other day, when I heard my mom and grandma talk about the bathing suit grandma usually wears during senior water gymnastics. I couldn't get the image out of my mind."
Person 2: "Aw, man, what a willy wilter."

by DerShovel February 12, 2014

Wither

A Southern pronunciation of "With Our"

Let me check wither guys in the office.

by Kojak2 October 1, 2013

Penis relationship haver wither

An insult suggesting that the receiver has relationships with penises in a sexual manner.

John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...

by Slow_Hands January 19, 2005