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Velcro Soulmates

When a man and a woman both have a fair amount of bush (or even just one partner), the man pulls out during sex and cums in the female's bush. He then precedes to fall asleep on top of her or pressed up against her on the side, so when both people wake up, they are attached together and have to pull apart like velcro.
You remember that chick Julie from the dorms? We popped a couple of Tylenol PM's before we started boning and after I pulled out I passed out on top of her, but guess what. We're Velcro Soulmates!
by PDaysRoadTripper October 7, 2010
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velcro love

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.
"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
*MANLY EMBRACE*
by Raceboat May 18, 2011
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gay velcro

Slang began when it was noted that gay males tend to prefer the "moustache only" look, which apparently only gay sausage loving dudes and cops sport. One day at lunch, it was noted that two dudes, both sportin' moustache-only look were both wearing straw cowboy hats with frilly edges. Brilliant buddy notes, "Wow, those two must have some serious gay velcro", meaning the moustache hair gets tangled up with the pubic hair when gay dude A is swallowing gay dude B's sausage all the way to the bag.
I can't tell what's public hair and what's my moustache hair after performing some serious gay velcro action on Philip last night.
by Fuersty June 9, 2007
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velcro hoe

a super-clingy ass woman who usually calls when she needs a ride, some eats, or when shes alone, even if you left her house. She won't get off you, resembling velcro
Man, Jerome, she's off on your dick, b.
Man, she's some velcro hoe!
by BigBurple April 8, 2006
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Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves
by jb October 26, 2004
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Velcro faces

When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.
Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?
by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018
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Velcro underwear

When your pubes stick to your underwear and when you pull down your pants it pulls your pubes and can make the rip sound
Skeeter: hot damn shit
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear

Jb:ouch that sucks
by Lynyrd4skynyrd October 22, 2019
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