Definitions by Raceboat

velcro love

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.

"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
*MANLY EMBRACE*

velcro love by Raceboat May 18, 2011

khoontz 

The sound an owl makes.

Guy 1: Gee guys, the woods is so cool.
Guy 2: Holy shit, look at that owl in that tree!
Owl: Khoontz!

khoontz by Raceboat February 3, 2010