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velcro love

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.

"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
*MANLY EMBRACE*

The sound an owl makes.

Guy 1: Gee guys, the woods is so cool.
Guy 2: Holy shit, look at that owl in that tree!
Owl: Khoontz!

khoontz by Raceboat February 3, 2010