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Definitions by Michamus
Velcro Rub
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When you
have a
stubble
beard and it gets
caught
in your boyfriend's pubes.
John was
giving
Jeff a
blowjob
when it turned into a
Velcro
Rub.
Velcro Rub
by
Michamus
October 6, 2016
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Grandshark
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A
really
old
single
lady that's
on the prowl
.
We were at
the bar
last night
and Bob got
picked up
by a Grandshark. We haven't heard from him since.
Grandshark
by
Michamus
October 5, 2016
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