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Grandshark

A really old single lady that's on the prowl.
We were at the bar last night and Bob got picked up by a Grandshark. We haven't heard from him since.
by Michamus October 5, 2016
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Velcro Rub

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.
John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.
by Michamus October 6, 2016
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