Definitions by Michamus

Velcro Rub 

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.

John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.

Velcro Rub by Michamus October 6, 2016

Grandshark 

A really old single lady that's on the prowl.

We were at the bar last night and Bob got picked up by a Grandshark. We haven't heard from him since.

Grandshark by Michamus October 5, 2016