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Bristles in the Wind 

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.
"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

mr bristles 

The Name of an electric toothbrush that a girl has a good time with ;)
Ana needs to hurry up masturbating with mr bristles, i want my dang pudding!
mr bristles by Phillip coolberg June 20, 2011

Afghan Bristles 

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.
Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.
Afghan Bristles by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

muff bristles 

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

Trim those unicorn bristles 

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

bristle scrunchie 

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush
Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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