Twarp

A twarp is an asexual organ, often requested by gender-confused individuals. While rarely found in nature, a twarp was genetically engineered by the good scientists behind the spanish inquisition. Since their introduction, they have begun increasingly popular, especially among cubans, mailmen, catholic priests, and Bronies.

It was totally a sure thing, but it turned out she had a twarp.

by Winception December 22, 2014

twarp

twist and warp

He was known to twarp any clean joke into something x-rated.

by cspyce74 June 18, 2011

twart

The sound a chick emits after withdrawal when air gets trapped in the beave during sex.

Guy: Ah! that was sweet....wait...what the hell was that sound when I pulled out?
Squeeze: Uh. That was a twart you ass-wipe. You put the air there when you rushed to get in before you popped.

by Ginger Thyme October 18, 2007

twart

Two farts that turn into on big fart. This happens often when you try to sneak one out and another comes in right behind and takes over.

I meant to fart one time but a twart came out instead.

by Nicky Smiles September 30, 2010

tward

The female version of nard.

To hit someone in the twat. To be twarded.

by Mandie E. November 8, 2008

twargument

An argument or discussion carried out completely via twitter, usually making use of the reply and retweet feature excessively.

I totally won that twargument with my superior 140 character intelligence.

by Stay Six February 7, 2010

Tward

A deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to Denver, starts to date an Ice Bitch and moves in with the hoe.

Tyler is a real Tward.

by Chodin February 21, 2005