r/trees

pure happiness. a friendly environment for all people, tree smokers or not. the people who spend time here are known as ents, based off the ents from lord of the rings, who are a "calm and deliberate" race. basically, it's the most awesome place in the world

looking for an awesome stoner site? you should go to r/trees, the happiest place on the internet

by 420nation September 7, 2011

fat boy treats

What a skinny person refers to as sugary treats that fat people tend to enjoy: cakes, twinkies, cookies, etc...

After a smoke session, one may get the munchies, in order to declare their situations they may say: "Man could I go for some fat boy treats right now."

by Steve Halet January 17, 2008

bears in trees

a very snazzy dirtbag boyband that i love very much.

they consist of: iain - vocals, lyrics + bass; nick - guitar + lyrics; callum - ukulele, piano + vocals; and george - drums + production

DEFINITELY GO LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC <333

person 1: i listen to bears in trees!!

person 2: omg??? you must be so swag, they're amazing

by kindasage July 3, 2021

trees up

Discrete way of saying or asking for weed.

Dave : "Trees Up!? Hoes Down!?"

by Mista Mo May 20, 2007

Tweetseeking

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking

Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'

by Jenb61 September 25, 2011

teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

Treesy

A girl that really can't be defined. She always sits and wonders to herself the wonders that the world brings about her. She is usually caring but is not easily overtaken. Little things make her upset but it's the little things that count. She is cool, calm, and collective in the most daring situations. The earth is where she stands but the sky is where she wants to be. Living life for her is going above and beyond and making a print in the dirt. She is a great person to be around and very understanding. Honesty is the only thing she knows and love doesn't come easy. She is usually your ideal homegirl that your would never want to lose!

Treesy? Oh, man I fucks with that girl heavy!

by Teardrop December 3, 2013