tortillas

Everyone knows what tortillas are even if you are not mexican! You know that round substance made out of flour that goes with frijoles.

I eat frijoles with tortillas like everyday! It's the typical mexican, everyday food.

by gbaby aka Sandra December 26, 2007

Tortilla Bomb

What happens to a super-hot young Mexican girl between 19 and 30 years of age. That inevitable mysterious 60+ pounds that turns a "10" into a "2" in just a few years.

Hey, Pedro, who was that chick you were with yesterday?
That was my sister, Maria. You know her.
Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER?
You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
Wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight.

by Happy Diver November 2, 2011

tortilla-tosser

a homosexual man whose sexual preference is rimming Latino boy pussy

I can tell by the Latino twink hanging off Jim's arm that Jim must be a tortilla-tosser.

by Hairypiglet November 3, 2013

Burnt tortilla

Don't get distracted or you'll burn the tortilla.

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.

by rickard from mi. December 26, 2018

Rubber Tortilla

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Rubber Tortilla is when you stretch your scrotum over a sleeping person's face.

Dude, when you fall asleep I'm totally giving you a rubber tortilla!

by carriertone June 11, 2009

Tortilla Pilot

noun

any brown skinned immigrant of the hispanic persuasion

Hey! that bondo covered van full of tortilla pilots just cut me off. Call immigration!

by SkoalReaver October 6, 2008

Angry Tortilla

A Tortilla from the Killer Harris film Staring Sarah Sa

The tortilla comes to life when bled on a feasts on the souls of others turning them into tortillas

That bitch got angry tortilla'd

by KillerHarris July 29, 2011