compulsive lying snitch cunt

A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt

Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!

by DJ Smokey January 30, 2014

snitch

1. A person who tells on someone.
2. A bum of a person.

Check out these snitch-ass muthafuckas right here...

by Adam October 2, 2002

Nigga Be Snitch'in

a term used to describe the act of a black person ratting a person out.

"Yeah G, that russel nigga be snitch'in he told dem po po's bout all dat crack i hustle and all dem bitches i done fucked in the ass without a trojan."

"Fuck nigga! u gots to double that shit up when u nuttin in dem hoes."

by sebastian trampsalot February 24, 2008

skitch slap

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.

The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.

by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008

Shitch

An uncomfortable itch surrounding one's anus; usually created as a by-product of an improper or ineffective anal wipe following a bowel movement. Can also be the result of a shart.

Bob: What are you scratching at Larry?
Larry: My ass. The restaurant ran out of toilet paper and now I got a serious shitch. You got any baby wipes?

by BippyDeluxx February 7, 2008

Bon of a Sitch

The crazy, non-swearing people's substitute for "Son of a Bitch." Also can be used in public instead of the more harsh alternative.

"You Bon of a Sitch, that was MY hotdog!"

by Repoort November 15, 2004

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010