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Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
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cleveland soft serve

feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.
it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!
by billy bushka January 4, 2007
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Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.
by BigG123 November 1, 2010
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San Diego Soft Serve

This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.
He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.
by bigdamo94 September 14, 2008
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Seattle Soft Serve

Defined by sticking an index finger in someones colon during defecation and rotating your fingers so that the fecal matter comes out soft like soft serve ice cream and placing it on the face or chest but doesn't occur unless your in Seattle.
1) Dude, you just got served some soft serve

2) Dude what the fucks on my face?

3) I want some of your SSS in my face

4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day
by Seattle soft server July 10, 2010
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Grammas Chocolate soft serve.

During the act of sexual intercourse the person will take their colostomy bag off and pour it all over both partners genitals while still having sex.
billy was having sex with sara and he took his colostomy bag off and poured it on both of their genitals giving them both a grammas chocolate soft serve.
by bigCincincy July 27, 2016
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chocolate soft serve machine

Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.
by d.e.a. August 5, 2007
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