Scholared

Outsmarting your opponent, typically with skill, facts or data rather than the anecdotal or supposition.

"Jazz bro, 2 + 2 = 4, not 5, get fucking scholared dumbass."

by Chadams April 15, 2023

Schlodged

When someone is in the middle completing something but they get utterly obliterated. It is an onomatopoeia for the property that slush has when you step on it.

Bob was in the middle of his final projected when he got schlodged by his professor.

by untab March 1, 2024

Schlode

A penis that has qualities of perfection. The girth of a chode; alongside the length of a shlong. You might find that people named Cooper Rutledge have a “Schlode”

Cooper Rutledge has the NICEST schlode!

by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024

Schrodedinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"

Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness

by Trunkermaloso April 10, 2024

Schlossed

To completely and thoroughly dick over somebody without regard to morals or integrity

Jim completely schlossed Texas A&M when he bailed on the Aggie baseball team for tu the day after the Aggies played in their first ever national championship and Jim promised that he would never leave Texas A&M, because it was the job that he schlossed his family for when he left TCU.

by Tamutakeover June 26, 2024