bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.

Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”

by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014

sexual salmon

A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.

I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.

by Metalandcinnamonrolls November 15, 2018

Salmonite

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

by BHart October 19, 2008

Samboner

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).

"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."

by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

wild salmon

The act of taking your hand, placing it between a woman's or a man's inner thighs and slapping it from side to side like a wild salmon swimming up stream during spawning season. In the process one must yell "wild salmon"!!!

I just wild salmoned the shit out of your mom!

by mystical clitoris January 1, 2009

Leg of Salmon

A leg of salmon is usually used as a joke in the work place and is generally used to test the gullibility of a new employee. It starts off by the manager or someone of senior authority asking the unsuspecting employee to carry out a personal favour for them. In this case the boss has asked the new employee if he/she minds going to the fish mongers to collect the leg of salmon that the boss had ordered earlier. Wanting to impress his/hers new boss the new employee (not giving a second thought of what he/she has been asked to do) willingly obliges to go on the errand only to be told by the fishmonger (in the tone of 1+1=2) that salmon don't have legs and return back to their place of work (usually to be greeted by hysterical laughter) looking as pink as a salmon.

Boss: "Jimmy"
Jimmy: "Yes Sir."
Boss: "Could I ask a favour?"
Jimmy: "Certainly Sir."
Boss: "The CEO has called a meeting this afternoon and I have ordered a leg of salmon from the fishmongers over the road, please could you collect it for me, as I wont have time after the meeting. All you have to say is "I have come to collect the leg of salmon reserved for Mr Smith".
Jimmy: "Oh yes Sir. I'll do it straight away Sir."

by hteb78 October 19, 2014

salmon eyes

Nice body, salmon eyes

Q. What did the penis say to the ethiopian?
A. salmon eyes

by Brian 6[5+4) June 17, 2008