Petting Zoo

When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls

Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.

by Steven S Smith September 19, 2012

Pentis

Another word for dick (as in the insult).

Eric was being a real Pentis when we played Siege the other day.

by Uncle Dinkles December 9, 2017

Petis

Holding something up to your groin area and pretending it is your penis

That zucchini that I held on my crotch was a pretty funny Petis.

by Jqoi Zunderlat September 29, 2020

petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.

-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."

by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016

Heavy Petting

The act of passionately groping a lover or potential lover. Usually (keep your fingers crossed) a precursor to sex.

Did you nail her last night? Nope, just some cucumber play and heavy petting.

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

petticoated

When a boy is dressed in girl clothes (usually very frilly and formal) as punishment. It is usually because the boy is so unruly that no other discipline works.

When Ryan kept flipping the girls' skirts up, his mom took action and petticoated him. Now us girls all laugh at his pretty pink outfit and take pleasure in flipping his skirt up!

by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

petting the woodchuck

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003