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1)A cool guy, who always helps his fellow ballers.
2) A guy who is seriouly addicted to paintball
3) A guy who is completely random,and does stuff at random
4) see pappas
That kid over there is a petis, always talking about his timmy
Petis by Peter Paps December 10, 2004
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A mixture between God and Thanos. Ladies man. Dog lover. Petis, not penis.
Person 1: Omg is that a petis
Person 2 : yes. That’s a huge petis!
Person1: I wouldn’t mess with Petis
Petis by GordyBoi6969 October 27, 2019
to frighten someone to the point of defication by way of girth and/or vocal ability
"the kid was bunkered, apparently he petised himself"
Petis by greekwannabe December 10, 2004

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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