Petis 

Holding something up to your groin area and pretending it is your penis

That zucchini that I held on my crotch was a pretty funny Petis.

Petis by Jqoi Zunderlat September 29, 2020

Petis 

1)A cool guy, who always helps his fellow ballers.
2) A guy who is seriouly addicted to paintball
3) A guy who is completely random,and does stuff at random
4) see pappas

That kid over there is a petis, always talking about his timmy

Petis by Peter Paps December 10, 2004

Petis 

A mixture between God and Thanos. Ladies man. Dog lover. Petis, not penis.

Person 1: Omg is that a petis
Person 2 : yes. That’s a huge petis!
Person1: I wouldn’t mess with Petis

Petis by GordyBoi6969 October 27, 2019

Petis 

to frighten someone to the point of defication by way of girth and/or vocal ability

"the kid was bunkered, apparently he petised himself"

Petis by greekwannabe December 10, 2004

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017