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Front Pager

A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.
DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1

Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.
by Lars Bacon August 14, 2006
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Padge

Noun. Padge is a penis+vagina.
Johnnie: Whats that smell daddy?
Dad: Your mother's padge is actin' up again, grab the bleach.
Johnnie: I reckon one day I'll have a padge.
by RaShanqua December 1, 2011
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Pudgeridoo

A term used instead of saying penis.
'Look that boys PUDGERIDOO is showing'she said as the naked toddler ran past them.

'The man constantly adjusted his PUDGERIDOO while in line at the bank, it was so disgusting.'

'My cat was on his back and his PUDGERIDOO was visible'
by Bridget Sampson June 26, 2006
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Pagerat

It started off as a nice thing, but once you’ve been in it’s presence for longer than a month, it comes between you and all of your bestfriends until you split as a friendship group. It’s best talent is lying to everyone’s faces and crying to gets its way out of a bad situation. It can’t fight it’s own battles nor argue with a person without standing 2 miles away from the person confronting them. Overall it is a complete and utter waste of space and time, no one needs it in their life! They always tattle tail on everyone, never trust them!
she told the teacher? What a pagerat!
by Mainbiatch124 January 12, 2018
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paggerts

John: oh god link has the worst hair of all universe
Paul: man fuck you, you are allways saying about link's hair, you are a paggerts
by paggets February 9, 2021
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Pajger

austrian version of the word " Pajero"; Bruat
The people performing "Let it Go" are such big Pajger that i went to a Kfc to get me a big chicken bucket.
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Gusset pager

A low, rumbling fart, usually associated with excessive alcohol consumption.
Jesus Simon, I think your gusset pager just went off!
by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020
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