Vinnie4brexit's definitions

cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

Gusset pager

A low, rumbling fart, usually associated with excessive alcohol consumption.

Jesus Simon, I think your gusset pager just went off!

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

Northern Echo

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.

Simon’s full English came back as a Northern Echo!

by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021