Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license

She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying

by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024

DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF

by NuvoChic February 14, 2021

chomp dick off

When you chomp a dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*

by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015