nutcracker

a game that boys play where they cum on a cracker and the last to cum has to eat the cracker

“yall tryna play nutcracker tn?”

by hotmf October 24, 2020

Nutcracker

When a women crushes your nuts with her ass.

That Bitch you'st cracked deez nuts like a nutcracker

by GAYMYASSHOLE!"§$%% November 18, 2020

Nutcracker

Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society

Jesus how did that truck get flipped on its side?!
Oh, that was Barry, he's a right nutcracker

by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021

Nutcracker

When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can

Man 1: Jerry just hit me in the nuts super hard

Man 2: Yeah, he's the nutcracker of the group

by IBankGrenades December 6, 2021

Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.

I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!

by Girth Harris July 3, 2022

nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.

Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!

by LordJenal July 7, 2022

Nutsacked

Encountering a compulsive liar, only to later realize how insane their stories were and you feel stupid for believing them. Also relevant, a nutsack is the person compelling you with their made up tales.

Nutsack sent pictures of five different guys claiming they were her boyfriend, and she was pregnant but a virgin? We got nutsacked.

by badgirlnumber1 August 16, 2022