beer mat notes

a collection of popular notes found on beer mats from around world

beer mat notes: "You must be out of your brilliant mind thinking we don't go together well."

by Krkič May 17, 2020

clit notes

The juicy and very descriptive passages of miscellaneous porn novels.

"My Mom wouldn't let me read "Lady Chatterley's Lover" so I borrowed the clit notes from a friend.

by sanduski May 17, 2009

Notts County

The World's Oldest Football League Club

Formed in 1862, Notts County remains the supreme football club in the East Midlands of England, overshadowing their impoverished neighbours across the River Trent, Nottingham Florists.

Notts County, the world's oldest league football club

by SwalePie September 28, 2009

notpron

A REALLY fucking hard riddle game on the web, created by David Munnchen. As you solve the puzzles, you will learn quite a bit about computers.

As of this writing, I am stuck one Notpron level 21, out of around 186 in total.

www.deathball.net/notpron

by Darth Ridley January 27, 2007

crib notes

Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.

The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.

by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005

Lex Noops

Translation of "The Noobs" in latin.
Usually used...
a. to make fun of someone or a group who you think is/are noob(s).
b. to directly taunt a noob who is ignorant of his condition.
or c. as an inside joke with leet people.

starz: 73}{ /\/00|35
Dxon: lolwut? Srsly... What does that say? lex noops?
Pingus™: I lol'd IRL. "T3h N00bs" "Lex Noops" means "The Noobs" in latin...

by patatee January 28, 2009

notsee

A special condition in some people where blindness causes them to be racist.

Paul: You can't say that.
Hans: I do *notsee* what you mean.

by Oto_ November 8, 2021