Mensed Colackelecki

The perfect man.
A combination of Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.
Coined by castielsprofoundbond on tumblr.

The only man I want is Mensed Colackelecki

by CreeperVan December 12, 2010

menstrual cycle

The demonic cycle that goes on every month. Its when a woman spews vaginal juices and gets irritated REALLY easily... so dont fuck with them.

Bruno: Dude my mom was really pissed yesterday... she made me unclog the toilet!

Subject Q : thats gross, she was probably on her her menstrual cycle.

Bruno: I know right?!

by Test monkey May 30, 2009

menstrual cycle

The span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. During these days, woman cramp, ache, and bitch. The combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.

"Wow, Katie looks good today"
"U'r my fucking boyfriend Johnny!!! You like her more than me, I thought I meant something to you... You want her you can have her. You always talk about her I bet. Never talk about me to her I bet. Or to any of your friends. I bet you dont even think about me. *starts crying* I'm so sorry, i love you, never leave me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *Starts crying again*"
"Wow, I wish I had a menstrual cycle just like you!"

by the coolest kid EVERRR December 20, 2005

Menstrage

Menstrual Outrage: The type of outrage that would be exhibited by a woman who is suffering from PMS. This outrage can be accompanied by crying, screaming, nagging, complaining, throwing of objects and much, much more.

Tom: Sally, dear, you look a bit under the weather.

Sally: Do I look sick to you?! Huh?! Huh?! You don't think I'm sexy any more!

*Crash*

Tom: Okay, okay, don't have a menstrage.

by JS-The-Man February 22, 2008

Menstrual track

A music track that you're really in to for about a month.

'I'm still really into this song, it's definitely a menstrual track'

by period song, zeitgeist, phase April 10, 2009

Menstriversary

men·stri·ver·sa·ry
/mɛnstrəˈvɜrsəri/

pronunciation men-struh-vur-suh-ree
–noun

1. the monthly recurrence of the date of a past event: the 9th menstriversary of their relationship.

2. the celebration or commemoration of such a date.

Etymology:
Deriving from the Latin "mensis", meaning month, or "menstruus", meaning monthly and the Latin "vertere" meaning returning. Literally translating to: returning monthly.

Jacqueline: So, how long have you and Jillian been dating?
Justin: It's been 3 years and 8 months this past April 4th.
Jacqueline: Well, Happy 44th Menstriversary!

by JustinFalq April 14, 2010

menstrous

(adj.) having the ugly or frightening behaviour often attributed to "monsters" manifested by women when experiencing PMS.

The extrinsic-origin of the word is to be found in Slavic languages where "monstrum" stands for "monster", and so a noun of this word (a lady in PMS) would therefore be a "menstrum".

Selena threw her menstrous look at him and in it he could see all the fearful wretchedness of a wild animal captured.

by T-Error November 28, 2016