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Megatron

Evil leader of the Decepticons. His goal is to rule the universe and destroy everyone in his path....even one of his warriors.
Join me and I shall send you into battle, Defy me and I shall send you to oblivion!!--Megatron (from transformers Energon) quote
by Aimee January 10, 2005
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megatron syndrome

act like a total dick to a family member or friend for no reason just for the hell of it. usually yelling or swearing for no reason so you can get your point across.
Ryan: FUCKKKK!!!! AAAAGH!
Austin: what are you talking about?
Frankie: dont mind him he has megatron syndrome
Austin: wow what a Asshole!
Ryan: DO AS I COMMAND!
Frankie: NEVER DICK WEED
by Orlando Paulson March 1, 2011
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megamoney

A fake unit of money to describe how retarted an idea or concept is. Can also be used to trick someone into completing a dare in exchange for a non-existing currency. Megamoney is made by taking a scrap piece of paper and writing "megamoney" across the top with retarted lettering, and a face in the middle (smiley or angry pirate) One megamoney equals .0000000000002 of a US penny. The symbol for megamoney is ¤ and it originates from Uzpakimenabia.
Taron: Okay, so my idea is to take a blender and an oven and put them together to make the BLENDOVEN!

Caleb: Wow, I'll pay you 300 megamoney for it, genius

OR

Caleb: Taron, I'll give you 450 megamoney to lick the toilet bowl
by zmx15 February 12, 2009
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megadon

Donner than don.
by OC Hamster August 4, 2003
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The Melatonin Fix

When you give your partner melatonin because they are talking too much. Then, you fuck them into a coma.
My girlfriend was so hyper last night that I used the Melatonin fix on her.
by thecockyhen August 16, 2018
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G1 Megatron

Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous

Function: Wimp

"Decepticons, RETREAT!"

The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...
A small bunny rabbit ran out in front of Megatron. "We're under attack! DECEPTICONS RETREAT!"
by LM July 10, 2006
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Megatron's Butthole

AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).

Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.

Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.
Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.
by burn it down August 2, 2017
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