Maustin

A white kid who usually has a mop on his head.

He hits his mom as much as he hits his Juul.
Wants to be a 2k dribbler

Stop being such a maustin

by Let Laylen slide October 1, 2019

Manstrings

The veins that attach a man's ballsack to his body.

"Whoa, that dude must have some big manstrings!"

by DictionaryMan420 March 12, 2013

Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.

Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."

by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013

Manstake

A mistake without admittance, however recognized by involved parties and not mentioned thereafter.

A chum walked away from a friend after accusing them of an ill action, despite being wrong. They both knew the manstake, and decided not to mention it.

by SnowTheDictionary August 14, 2014

Manstrual cycle

The only thing that can possibly explain what the fuck is wrong with him this time.

Holy shit, Philip, what are you upset about now? It must be your manstrual cycle making you all bat shit crazy again.

by Notyourgirl April 26, 2015

maesthetic

A shortened word for "my aesthetic"

"Oh my god, that shirt is so maesthetic."

by figuringouttheyouth July 13, 2015

Manstincts

The basic manly instincts that every guy is born with. Such as being able to drive well or navigate through anything without asking directions.

Man 1: dude how did you get so good at driving?.... you just got your license yesterday.

Man 2: I dont know it must just be my manstincts.

by Joel amb January 12, 2009