Atheist Loser

synonym: redundancy

self evident atheist loser

by Big Kahu May 29, 2013

hey loser

I really like you but to nervous to say it so can we just fuck?

Text: hey loser! (I wana fuck you)

Text: hey what's up you? (I know you want the D!)

by !the man! December 4, 2014

hulu-loser

A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.

The antithesis of a real time chump

Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.

by TeaInTheMoment February 4, 2018

heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

Myspace Loser

People that have nothing better to do than write, talk and lie about themselves. The online epitome of selfishness. The domain of self-absorbed simpletons and expression of what is wrong with American youth - me me me look at me.

I have a myspace page look at it I'm a myspace loser!

by p!atd moron September 4, 2006

PT Loser

A Chrysler PT Cruiser that is "riced out". Meaning, ugly spoilers and wings, stickers, and a fart-can exhaust "system".

"Man, you see that piece of shit PT Loser over there?"

by m0n0lith March 10, 2004

Losecooly

When an individual thinks he/she is incredibly loserly, however, they are cool.

I was at the football game last night talking to a bunch of cool kids. Despite feeling loserly, I was actually really cool, causing me to be losecooly.

by Loserlynat October 19, 2013