say for instance you were on a road trip and didnt have the head phones to your ipod and you asked everyone and one person goes i have a pair.. thats klutch
by chick on my tip January 27, 2009
Get the klutch mug.Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.
It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?
Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.
Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.
Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.
Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.
Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
by Pete October 6, 2004
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by Cecil Jones February 11, 2010
Get the knutson mug.Klute; slang for a body part that is unique and special to its owner. Rubbing ones klute often gives its owner a tingling sensation.
'Klute' can be used as a verb, adverb, or adjective.
Klute is high compatible with clitter
'Klute' can be used as a verb, adverb, or adjective.
Klute is high compatible with clitter
Ashley: Omgz, my klute is totally rockn today.
Cole: No, it isn't. Your's is grey and dripping ooze.
Cole: No, it isn't. Your's is grey and dripping ooze.
by JizzleyAnalson January 17, 2011
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The relationship can be described as them hating each other's guts, insulting each other, actively fighting one another but also loving each other, writing poems about the other, and buying bouquets for each other.
However, both of them will not admit that they do actually love the other and so, they are not dating.
It's the yin and yang of lesbian love and sapphic hate.
The relationship can be described as them hating each other's guts, insulting each other, actively fighting one another but also loving each other, writing poems about the other, and buying bouquets for each other.
However, both of them will not admit that they do actually love the other and so, they are not dating.
It's the yin and yang of lesbian love and sapphic hate.
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I break every device I own. I am the only person I know that buys the extended warranty and actually uses it. I am such a Techno-klutz!
by Bannananannabobryan December 2, 2011
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"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"
"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."
"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."
"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
by vERM69 June 10, 2008
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