New York Joint

A really goddamn skinny joint.

"Man that's what I call a New York Joint man! You can pick your teeth with a New York Joint!" -Jim Morrison

by darthdavid September 29, 2008

Shawn/Joiner

Shawns/Joiners are typically insane, ridiculous individuals. They like playing Team Fortress 2, but only if by playing, you mean HAXING. They were some of the first people to use words like "Fail," in real life and they're the only people who can fit the word "Headshot" into any conversation. They also do very good impressions.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.

Shawn/Joiner
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?

Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.

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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!

Joiner: Nein!

by AJ^2 January 18, 2010

Jerk Joint

A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.

What's playing at the jerk joint?

Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.

by Blort Trolb July 29, 2012

geek joint

a marijuana cigarette laced with crack or powder cocaine

Smoked an L with Betty, my whole face turned numb. Turns out she had a geek joint.

by decl May 4, 2014

whiskey joint

Another name for Whitney Point. Full of rednecks, potheads, and inbreds, this small town in New York has so much potential, for it is a main exit off of I-81 to go to Ithaca, but the elders of the town like the small town atmosphere.

Although it's called Whiskey Joint, Whitney Point only has 1 liquor store.

by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020

Rip this joint

To leave a non-happening, bogus place. To say to hell with it - to go away from someplace or something; it’s out of it, it has no imagination.

Let’s “rip this joint”; it’s done and over; time to move.

by Lounger77 June 7, 2018

Holiday Joint

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays

Tom:"hahaha whats wrong with Rich?"
Adam:"it's his birthday... i rolled him a holiday joint"
Rich: *twitches*

by RazgrizX August 3, 2006