General Jackoff

General Jackoff

a derogatory remark and label on an individual

Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.

Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.

Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.

Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.

Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.

“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?

“Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!

“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .

by Drain Bammage November 9, 2008

joke-jacking

When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.

*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)

Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!

Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??

by The4RealDeal March 14, 2009

bag jacking

the act of stealing Halloween candy from children while they are trick-or-treating.

Origin: SNL Weekend update Oct. 15, 2011. Rap star Drake and SNL member Jay Pharoah pose as "Teens Dressed as Werewolves" and do a rap song about 'bag jacking'

Me and my friends tried to go bag jacking this Halloween, but all of the kids went out with their parents.

by Yuehan85 October 16, 2011

Snack jacking

The act of masterbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked.

Megan brought over a six pack of pudding and helped Steve as he was snack jacking

by sefawley May 31, 2016

neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

jackoffasaur

1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!

2. BoooooWHOOP!

Look out it's coming right for us!

by Gimble March 2, 2004

jackinworld

also known as jackinworld.com is a website dedicated to masturbation of mostly male but some female. It separates the myths from the facts. The website includes masturbation techniques, biographies, FAQs, polls, and everything else that you may need to know about masturbation. This is not a pornographic website; it is an educational website.

Hmm, jackinworld.com I wonder what this is, omg the answer to my teenage years and boredom

by Jack n world October 9, 2008